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| ZIPPETY |
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| BEING CHECKED OUT OF THE SALON |
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED:
I
know I get mixed up sometimes, but this last week was the worst. First, Bob told me there is a huge Dog Show soon, and
that my friend Jack might be Best in Show! And, that I might get to be in it too, if I got spiffed up.
Then, Sabrina mentioned that I'm not looking so good, and she reminded me that the 50th reunion is just 3
years away. She suggested I go get rested and drop a few pounds, and THEN Bob said "then go home and wait for further
instructions." I was thinking maybe a limo or cab would come (I don't drive.) So I checked into Animal Friends
Pet Hotel & Spa for "the works", and days went by. No one came for me. No Jack. No limo. No
calls ....
Until yesterday, and now I'm really in trouble! So I'm
back, but I still don't know how to get to the Dog Show (and I don't think I dare bring it up, I've been gone a whole week.)
I hope things were OK here. My apologies to everyone for any trouble I caused.
Me, listening to a detailed explanation
of just how much trouble
I caused.
It should be obvious that it was Bob, not I, who had evil intentions. I've no regret. And, I
remain the star of this page, regardless of where I am. Period.
Oh
Zippety, it was so scary without you.
I was afraid Silky would drop
dead from stress, and I would be
alone with you-know-who
and you-know-who. Please don't leave again. Please! . . .
I can't tell you what your safe return means to me. (You wouldn't want me
to.) There actually has been a serious problem on this page -- it has to do with the size and placement of my picture.
I'm working on it. By the way, Sabrina isn't as innocent
as she says.
. . Zippety, I've never been so happy to see someone.
I did my best to keep things under control, but quite frankly, it was chaos from the moment you left.
I'm completely
exhausted--I'm going find a quiet spot under a couch to take a brief nap. I'll be back later. --Silky
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